14 maj 2007

I killed a whore because I love marijuana - Marica bad ass

Yepp, följ instruktionerna och få fram en vacker mening, helt representativ för ens person.
Själv fick jag I killed a whore because I love marijuana.
Ha ha ha.
"Now go to sleep bitch, die motherfucker, die!" (usch vad hemsk jag är...)

Eller den mer barnförbjudna listan:
Very sexy sex godess who gives great head


Välj månaden (numret) du är född i:
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I cuddled with
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I killed
11 - I slept with
12 - I killed

Välj datumet du är född på:
01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the kool-aid-man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a condom
14 - a whore
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer 3
0 - a glass of milk
31 - Your grandma

Välj färgen på tröjan/plagget du har på dig
White - Because that's how I roll
Black - because I'm sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I’m a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I’m gày
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D’s
Green - because I’m good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I’ve got abs


En till, barnförbjuden dock!!

Take the first letter of your first name
A-Pretty
B-Emotional
C-Gangster
D-Popular
E-Amazing
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
J-Slutty
K-Beautiful
L-Fabulous
M-Very Sexy
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- Fucking ugly
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Gorgeous
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated

Now the third letter in your last name
A-beauty queen
B- Babe
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K- Nerd
L-sex god/godess
M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Skank
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who likes to strip
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None- who is a beast in bed

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